1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible
School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right
now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.
2. A
short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him
ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension