flopper schnecker floodle 

A woman who has a nice ass and is hot, but smells like eggs or poop and is disgusting

That milf is so gross, she’s a flopper schnecker floodle

flopper schnecker floodle by Jackson Luther August 9, 2020

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

pulled a Schneck 

- V - To impregnate a girl whilst intoxicated then vomit on the bed.

Variation: Pullin' A Schneck (present tense)

Man, I was so drunk the other night, pulled a Schneck. There was puke and jizz everywhere.

pulled a Schneck by Sportn A. Woody August 27, 2009

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schickerd

To get very drunk.

Bob and Garry got plenty schickerd last night.

schickerd by conchowino January 13, 2009

schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008