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Schmilkies 

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.
Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)
Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.
"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."
schmuckness per pound by The Fly February 9, 2004

Schmuckles 

Lefty got done, too many schmuckles!
Schmuckles by Ralphie A Burcke November 29, 2011

Schmankies 

A group of Beautifual women.
Look at that group of schmankies.
Schmankies by emic510 October 31, 2011

Schmokies 

To partake in the lighting of the good-good, burn the green goddess, smoke the reefa, or blaze the boo-boo.
Bruh - you got some schmokies?
Yo - homie- hit me up for them schmokies later.
Schmokies by Browniemann December 6, 2018

Schnukies 

It's a German word used to describe candy. Drinks or most baking goods are not included with this word.
Look i bought Schnukies
Schnukies by ToxicBanana October 12, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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