a jewish work for "dick"
it a jewish word mike, u fucking moron, not yidish
by James April 05, 2005
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A white man that steps in to take over the father role of a child after the black father has left the mother and child forever. In order for the man to be a Schmuck, the mother must also be white, leaving the couple to raise a child that obviously does not belong to the father biologically.
Poor John, no matter how great of a guy he is, everyone can plainly see that little Jamal isn't his. I guess his wife liked dark meat before she met him. John gets no respect.........what a Schmuck.
by Rector2 December 18, 2013
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Real meaning of Schmuck

Schmuck- in American English is a pejorative term meaning one who is stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person.
Donald Trump is such a Schmuck for using this word against minorities .
by Fitnessence August 26, 2017
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Discarded foreskin, from performing a circumcision.
With a forceps, the Rabbi carefully removed the schmuck he had just snipped off.
by SierraLeone July 11, 2017
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origin: 12th century england.

The person tasked with writing all formal correspondence on behalf of the prince royal to his loyal subjects. (also the peasants)
I need to get this birthday card out. Someone call the Schmuck
by Anthinda Droulas September 05, 2017
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1. A word only your parents use
2. Someone who dosent think much or is dull in the head
Your such a schmuck!
by 22Miss_Understood22 January 24, 2017
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A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010
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An idiot, fuck head.

Origin: yiddish
You are a schmuck.

YES YOU!
by big black penismonger August 16, 2009
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