Schmidtfaced 

When you attend Texas wesleyan’s GPNA program and you really want to go out and drink but instead you stay in and study hard for Dr. Schmidt’s next A&P exam

Ready to get schmidtfaced !

Schmidtfaced by RRNA104 October 25, 2019

Schmitfaced 

When you drink a whole15 pack of Natty Ice, four 99 proof travel shots, and smoke about 17 cigarettes in 3 hours or less.

Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!

Schmitfaced by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Schmidt-faced 

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.

-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!

Schmidt-faced by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009

Schwiftfaced 

The equivalent of getting extremely drunk (Shitfaced) in the Rick & Morty universe.

Put your panties down, Schwift on the floor, get schwiftfaced!

Schwiftfaced by PussyHands January 25, 2019