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Schlomphing 

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.
Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.
Schlomphing by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

schtüping

1. (v) To fuck, often referring to who some one else is sleeping with.
" 'She's just a friend'---my ass! Oh yeah--He's schtüping her."
schtüping by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

schlepping 

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.
schlepping by LordofthePing May 30, 2007

schtooping 

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.
George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.
schtooping by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006

Schlounge 

"Look Tom, Jack is lookin at that chick. His schlounge is getting excited."
Schlounge by Schlounginator_ January 19, 2019

schlipping mah fronecks 

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.
That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.