schface 

schface, derive from the term face, the frontal part of the human head. Also used to pone all of j00's.

I p0ne your schface!!
Your schface is a piece!!
Oh my schface!!!
He's crying all over my schface :(.

schface by omg wtf stfu thx October 20, 2003

schpace 

The highly revered, book-width gap between some girl's legs, accentuated by tight pants or a really short mini skirt. Beneficial for girls not flexible enough for the "suitcase", this gap makes the deepest penetration possible by getting the legs out of the way.

"I admit Sascha has nice breasts, but her face is a bit too weathered for me."
- Maurice

"I don't know Steve, she's got a wicked schpace, and that's all it takes to get me up and ready..."
- Glenn

schpace by Ruhbee! March 28, 2007

Shfaceted 

Shit-faced, wasted, annihalated drunk

Did you see the size of that water buffalo he took home last night? He must have been shfaceted!!

Shfaceted by Geoff Knierim January 14, 2008

schmace 

stacey howard;

amazing, incredible, sexy, beyond words unrealistcly AMAZING.
the most (beyond) amazing thing to happen to schmait b. schmace is the definition of love in every shape and form to this girl; schmait, and every definition of happiness. schmait may not be able to be everything for schmace, she wants to be and will fight every day to prove she can be. schmait's mind is the victim of her heart, and schmace is the only one that can save her.

schmait loves schmace, forever.

schmace by schmait October 16, 2008

Schfaced 

Shit faced beligerent

That chick is schfaced, even you could hit that.

Schfaced by O kaaaaay April 5, 2010