one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.
boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."
by _kodakwhite_ November 27, 2017
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similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)
*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')
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A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.
by Mike April 16, 2004
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As used by Neil.See Neil.
It's a scheme we do. Yes and if you could just sort out the colour scheme.
by Random Dude January 14, 2005
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The cum on, to ejaculate on to
Guy 1: Dude how was last night

Guy 2: Let's just say I schemed on her
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Dubbing like schmie. For all to see and everyone to respect
The jetta it looks like you're scheming.
by Schmie July 18, 2005
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someone who negatively plans against a plan but goes along with it as if they are onboard.

Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.
It was clear she was schemes when, despite repeated attempts at tools making unwanted advances, she was still stressed at the mere thought of the situation even though she has made the pursuant clear of the nonexistant progression of the relationship.
by F. Abignale May 31, 2010
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