schacter 

A tool in which to open a wound.

he used a schacter to remove the nail from his foot.

schacter by SAMUAL SMART May 22, 2018

Schecter 

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.

Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?

Schecter by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

schecter 

Company that makes aweseome yet underated guitars. Also the brand used by synyster gates and zacky vengeance of the popular band avenged sevenfold.

Me: Aw, i found this awesome guitar!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Schecter!
Friend: A what?!
Me: The guitar brand that Syn uses! Schecter!

schecter by seizetheday610 May 19, 2006

Jenny Schecter 

A character from Showtime's The L Word, commonly known as the most outrageous. She started the show out straight, moving in with her fiance, until she had an affair with the temptress Marina. Most recently she is known for being completely batshit in the fifth and sixth seasons, which leads more of us to love her more than we already do.

Jenny Schecter: So this is what I want you to do. Ok, so you're going to look at her and you're going to take her and you're gonna throw her against the sink - BAM! And you're gonna look at her with PASSION and then you - don't worry I wont kiss you - you're gonna take her and you're gonna kiss her with tongue. And then I want you to reach down and then I want you to fingerfuck her... and give her the best fucking orgasm ever. Go for it!
Isabella: OH, you mean with my hand?
Jenny: Yeah. Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about.

Jenny Schecter by shrimppleaser April 1, 2009

Schecterizing

To play a Schecter guitar
Schecterizer : someone who plays a Schecter

I am Schecterizing

Schecterizing by Simas Stilius February 23, 2009

schachterle 

To completely and utterly dominate.

OMG -- Osama Bin Laden got Schachterle'd in the face!

You better bring those books home before I schachterle you!

schachterle by billjunk October 14, 2015

schectered 

adv. common state of primarily electronic or sometimes mechanical devices found in disrepair with no obvious explanation.

My computer was working fine last night and when I tried to use it today, it was schectered.

schectered by anglerofmen December 6, 2010