scarymuff 

Insanely large, sweaty, drippy, hairy, and sometimes bug or rodent infested filthy wig with extraordinary color schemes that has a monstrous appearance and smells.

I ran for my life after seeing the scarymuff on that one.

scarymuff by scarymuff March 6, 2025

scaruffi 

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.

The fact that so many books still name the Scaruffi "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Scaruffisold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Scaruffi did anything worth of being saved.

scaruffi by banjoman franklin February 8, 2014

Scoremuffs 

Imaginary article of clothing you wear when you DVR the game and you don't want to hear the results.

After recording the game I'll put on my scoremuffs and I won't listen to the radio or answer the phone. That way I know I won't find out the score.

Scoremuffs by odog22 November 15, 2009

scagmuffin 

A cute or pathetic junkie.
A derogatory term for a heroin addict.
An intensely slutty, whorish bitch.

Look at that scagmuffin looking all pathetic-like; I bet he could use a scag to cheer him up with a nice cocktease.

scagmuffin by lyubov December 12, 2008

Scarufficore 

Music strongly suggested by Piero Scaruffi, one of the most famous and harsh internet music critic, within the sphere of 8/10 and up.

Best examples: The Red Krayola, Shit and Shine, , Captain Beefheart, Robert Wyatt, Pere Ubu, Tim Buckley and so on.

i like how the related albums are pretty much all scarufficore.

The fact that so many books still name Trout Mask Replica “the greatest or most significant or most influential” Scarufficore album ever only tells you how far Scarufficore still is from becoming a serious art. Pitchfork readers have long recognized that the greatest Pitchforkcore albums of all times are Kid A and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Rolling Stone readers rank the highly controversial Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Scaruffi readers are still blinded by best-of lists: Trout Mask Replica was listed higher than everyone else (not true, by the way), therefore it must have been the greatest. Pitchfork readers grow up listening to a lot of Pitchforkcore of the past, Robert Christgau readers grow up listening to a lot of Christgaucore of the past. Scaruffi readers are often totally ignorant of the Scarufficore of the past, they barely know the highest rankers. No wonder they will think that Captain Beefheart did anything worth of being saved.

Scarufficore by blekproductions July 18, 2017