Scaldwell 

The smallest and crappest village in the whole of Northampton. Famous residents include the 'One ball kid', 'Melon man', 'K-mouse' ect. So crap it doesnt even have a shop, gets regularly boid off by Walgrave, even Old joins in too. Generally a tramps place to live in, stay away if you value your health.

Some Shit Village, e.g, Hahaha thats almost as bad as Scaldwell

Scaldwell by H Kid is Gayyyy January 30, 2009

scaldwell 

Scaldwell is the hardest village around only propa hench mans can live in it. there is a family of 4 called the saunders' and one of them is choong. they fight over turf and have done since 1880. they had the great turf was of 1996 against brixworth who got boid off with a shank.

a small village which is hard like scaldwell

scaldwell by harry saunders January 13, 2009

Sandwell college 

A place where individuals with IQs lower then that of the national standard come to meet up and smoke the mary jane every SINGLE day. Arguably the 'baitest' college in the midlands and the whole country due to how mediorce the people who go there is. No one has a future coming here and any anyone who does come here is bound to slave away their time to starbucks for all eternity.

- stoner haven
- crackhead every 2 metres
- 1000 bossmans
- sketty girls who throw their pum to anyone who wears a tracksuit
- exceptionally unattractive gyal
- wannabe roadmen

- feds turn up every single day

zack: yo do you think about sandwell college
joe: heard the girls there lick the cum off guys dick, hold it in their mouth and kiss their 'bf'

zack: oh hell no !!

Sandwell college by slipz67 June 16, 2022

Chris Caldwell

One bad ass mutherfucker and French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his patent leather shoes.

He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.

Band kid 1: "Is that Chris Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."

Janitor: "Wow the grass on the marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they irrigated that shit."

Chris Caldwell by TheSoulOfgenius October 5, 2012

Caldwell Tanner 

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.

Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!

Caldwell Tanner by thatquietkid June 18, 2010

anthony caldwell

Very sexy and Badd Awsome

Omg He Is So Anthony Caldwell

anthony caldwell by jessica awsomeness August 17, 2011

Swalwell Feat 

Farting on live television followed by having sex with a Chinese spy.

Eric may be the only person in history to accomplish the rare Swalwell Feat.

Swalwell Feat by whistle_pig January 13, 2021