UCMJ says 16's OK 

A phrase used for a military person who wants to have relations with a person who could possibly be under age but the UCMJ says as long as she's 16 its fair game.

Also can be used to combat the phrase 16 will get you 20

#1

Sailor: Hey check out that girl over there she is fine as hell i would destroy her pussy

Marine: Dude she looks 16 years old

Sailor: Hey UCMJ says 16's OK

#2

Guy 1: 16 will get you 20

Guy 2: Yea but UCMJ says 16's OK

UCMJ says 16's OK by Mr. Tiddlesworth June 6, 2010

that's what your mouth says 

A way to tell someone you don't believe them, or to say they're full of shit.

John: " Dude, did you know you can actually drink air?"
Jeph:" Yeah right!"
John: "No, seriously! I saw a thing about it!"
Jeph:" That's what your mouth says dude."

that's what your mouth says by Caller's_Voice July 25, 2016

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen. 

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.

Korean celebrity wants to be sexy BTS girlfriend too in let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen. by nanashom March 11, 2025

My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh 

The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes

Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"

My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh by Kwangya county jail guard January 30, 2022

Facebook says so 

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is

everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so

Facebook says so by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012

If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does 

When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.

Him: yo do you like me?

Her: Boy no I don't

Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does by imboredtehee August 26, 2022

bird says stfu 

An expression used when green radioactive birds tell you that you are getting too loud.
Origin: Mrs. Bolick's 7th graders at MRSA

Rachel and Girish often play rock, paper, scissors over who said "bird says stfu" first. Of course, Rachel always wins.

bird says stfu by Ann Steely February 4, 2009