saved sex 

Another term for the practice of "saving sex" or waiting to have sex til marriage.

Sarah observed through her friends that saved sex was probably a good thing to practice.
Phil practices saved sex despite having no religious affiliation.

saved sex by bedbred June 15, 2011

screen saver sex 

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

screen saver sex by Herbal Klimt April 3, 2011

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

shaved monkey sex by minghi May 17, 2003

sex-slaved 

When one gives oral to another and doesn't get anything back in return.

Dude you just got sex-slaved!

How am i juss gonna get sex-slaved like that!

sex-slaved by M to the ike January 15, 2008

shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

shaved monkey sex by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007