sausage fly 

1) The largest, most powerful type of ant. These male insects spend their entire lives on the trail of female drones, following their scent. When they encounter the drones, the females gang up and tear its wings off as preparation for mating with it. The male dies soon afterwards.

2) Any pushover dumb enough to get duped like that. Generally by human female drones.

2) Jerry's a biggity bitch. Laura has his car keys in her pocket, his testicles in her purse and she's boffing that french dude in the bathroom. He's a total sausage fly.

sausage fly by lacquerhead May 12, 2010

Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas 

Ninjas made of sausage that are holy, and can fly

Those Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas just killed my gerbil!!!!!!!!

Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas by humandeath September 3, 2011

flying sausage

When a man jumps spread-eagle into the open legs of his mate, trying to get his penis into her vagina.

man, i pulled a flying sausage on my wife, but i missed and smashed the fuck out of my face.

flying sausage by marc and alex April 5, 2007

flying sausage

When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.

Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!

Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.

"Want to do the flying sausage?" says the man

"WOOHOO!" says the lady.

flying sausage by Raptor45 May 19, 2006

Sausageflix

This is a like Netflix but caters to a homosexual male audience. A man can saddle up with Broke back Mountain, or settle in with Stranger by the Lake, or show your wild side living vicariously through I love you Phillip Morris. There are also shows for gay men trying not to be gay offering self help titles like, And the Band Played On or Dallas Buyers Club which exposes the homosexual disease ridden culture.

Sausageflix has all the homosexual titles a man could possibly dream of!

Sausageflix by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008