saucy apples

Alasters Personal dildo

Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day

by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS September 21, 2015

sauce of apples

when applesauce isn't cool enough.

Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.

by mr. potato December 31, 2012

Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.

Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce

by Ray Allen for Three January 23, 2014

criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

by Susan Focker September 15, 2007

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

SaucyApples

Saucy "I think ur infinity/10 on the hotness tier list" Apples is a Bridge player who only abuses his shitty wifi to walkthrough or hit you from 10 blocks away

you can not go 1 minute without hearing the words "IM LAGGING", "MY FRAMES", "NICE WIFI", "THE SERVER MAN", or "YOU RACED?"

Player 1: "Did you hear a mouse?"

Player 2: "Yeah that's SaucyApples complaining about lag"

by Luh whyk October 17, 2021

apple sauce suprise

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and swirls it around in her mouth until she swolles it

Apple sauce suprise isAfter the guy Apple sauce surprised me I never ate apples again

by John buckabitch November 17, 2015