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sauce of apples 

when applesauce isn't cool enough.
Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.
sauce of apples by mr. potato December 31, 2012

Mexican Apple Sauce 

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.
Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce

criss-cross-apple-sauce 

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"
Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

apple sauce 

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
apple sauce by RNPS December 29, 2008

SaucyApples

Saucy "I think ur infinity/10 on the hotness tier list" Apples is a Bridge player who only abuses his shitty wifi to walkthrough or hit you from 10 blocks away

you can not go 1 minute without hearing the words "IM LAGGING", "MY FRAMES", "NICE WIFI", "THE SERVER MAN", or "YOU RACED?"
Player 1: "Did you hear a mouse?"

Player 2: "Yeah that's SaucyApples complaining about lag"
SaucyApples by Luh whyk October 17, 2021

apple sauce suprise 

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and swirls it around in her mouth until she swolles it
Apple sauce suprise isAfter the guy Apple sauce surprised me I never ate apples again