Sasi is a program used by many public schools to keep track of student progress (i.e. grades, attendance, etc.) Has been found to be very unreliable in most cases. So much so that some schools have gone back to paper attendance and grades.
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1) An ethnic friend, generally female, who stands behind you and sasses your detractors whenever they are encoutnered.
2) Something generally heard over the loudspeakers at chatham high school. Nobody really knows what it means, but your life is never the same once you've heard it.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."