sashafloyd 

first, i experienced a true, if limited and subset of inaccurate information and personal experiences about Sasha. then my mind created an illusory, holographic copy of her in my mind with her best attributes as i perceived them. Then my mind used the illusion to create experiences and information corresponding to a person who behaves in accordance with the expectations created by the illusory self with no basis in reality. finally, my mind decomposed the perfected experiences into an illusory, holographic copy of the attributes this person might have, with no basis in reality what-so-ever, and then finally, I inflicted this upon Sasha. At first, the progression of simulacra being incomplete, Sasha did not resist. Then, she began more and more to resist and even to resent the deitification/demonization of her character(different people proceeded the simulacra differently according to their nature), and before the end, she took drastic efforts to try to correct the truthfulness or limit efforts to proceed the simulacra, although these were futile. finally, she abandoned all pretense at commonality and outright refused to be equivocated with a flourishingly deviant depiction that gaslighted her at every turn. In the end, she became an filthy neet. the end

Sashafloyd was gossiping about chat in the discord again

sashafloyd by r9k_user May 3, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012