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sarfetious 

That dress looks awesome on you! I bet you can get the same effect with a potato sack!! Yes, I was being sarfetious!
sarfetious by Visnja January 26, 2011
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Sarcetious 

A word that combines "Facetious" and "Sarcastic" into one easy term.

It means to speak in a non malevolent way in jest.
"Global warming is a myth."

"What?"

"I was just being sarcetious."
Sarcetious by MissR'lyeh February 23, 2013

Sarcerious 

When you are half serious but also being half sarcastic but don't wanna use the whole sentence to someone.
I am being sarcerious!
Sarcerious by Founded 18 November 29, 2018

Sarserious 

A valid statement said sarcastically to disguise whether or not it is true.
I made my wife feel guilty when I made it sound like I don't go to the clubs when she accused me of it. I was so sarserious.
Sarserious by Matt D. Underwood March 23, 2008

sarfecious 

mocking and joking for the affect of humor.
Katie:Listen to my cough.
Greg:It sounds like a sick cough.
Katie:Are you being sarfecious? I'm really sick.
Greg:No, you really do sound sick, my sweet ghetto deal.
sarfecious by G unit February 8, 2004

suffetious

A combination of the words sufficient and facetious.
Jill's humorous remarks to Jack lacked just the right amount of serious intent that he considered them suffetious (sufficiently facetious).
suffetious by Stephan Thomas White August 31, 2006

Sefetious 

M: 2 km is about 1 mile
J: actually its 2.2km per mile
M: I know I'm rounding down
J: I know I'm just being sefetious
Sefetious by Mansunn May 7, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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