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matt galati sardo 

probably the gayest cunt in the world. He has zero friends, and believes he's good at volleyball, even though we all know he's fucking retarded. Unaturally small penis and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their dicks. Matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. Overall probably the biggest faggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay cunt )
1. ''Hey matt galati sardo, is that old man cum on your face?''

2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks

3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''
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Olio di Cocco Sardo

A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.
Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.

sadowmess 

this definition is usually used among gamers of top ranks, but in some cases can be used to offend a gamer's sexual orientation
top gamer:wtf was that? oh thats right it was a BOOOM HEADSHOT
lower level gamer:you're a douche bag..you fucking sadowmess
sadowmess by popqr June 15, 2010
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"all the computers are off, we've been de sando'd"
de sando by joker10001 January 20, 2010
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Sardonicast 

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.
I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.