matt galati sardo
probably the gayest cunt in the world. He has zero friends, and believes he's good at volleyball, even though we all know he's fucking retarded. Unaturally small penis and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their dicks. Matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. Overall probably the biggest faggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay cunt )
1. ''Hey matt galati sardo, is that old man cum on your face?''
2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks
3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''
2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks
3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''
matt galati sardo by alex griffin is a sick cunt November 15, 2010
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lower level gamer:you're a douche bag..you fucking sadowmess
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de sando by joker10001 January 20, 2010
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