by Mike June 30, 2004
probably the gayest cunt in the world. He has zero friends, and believes he's good at volleyball, even though we all know he's fucking retarded. Unaturally small penis and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their dicks. Matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. Overall probably the biggest faggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay cunt )
1. ''Hey matt galati sardo, is that old man cum on your face?''
2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks
3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''
2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks
3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''
by alex griffin is a sick cunt November 12, 2010
A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.
Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.
by Gabe_22 May 6, 2024