1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
by max December 12, 2004
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Defined by many, coined by his Capitol Hill spa mates because of his infamous lack of rectal pre-sex hygiene, for the mess that results.
Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"
by chucki August 16, 2011
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CORRECTION!!:

Despite what other entries say, the word SANTORUM, as defined by sex columnist Dan Savage, is NOT solely the byproduct of MALE GAY anal sex! The REAL definition of SANTORUM ONLY NECESSARILY INCLUDES "LUBE AND FECAL MATTER." As such, this term may be applied to lubricated anal sex between partners of any sex, or even ANAL SELF-PLAY.

SANTORUM NEED NOT NECESSARILY INCLUDE MALE EJACULATE!!
ANYONE can produce it.
"As she pounded her gaping asshole with the dildo, some SANTORUM leaked out, and so the director demanded a scene re-shoot."
by Savage Love Fan February 08, 2008
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1) The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

2) Anything resembling this.
1) We like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward.

2)A bartender came up with a drink called the Santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.
by Hankley October 20, 2004
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The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
"That move was about as slick as santorum!"
by Bohica Zamboni November 27, 2003
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1. A closet case who will help keep theocracy in power in the USA and spread the crusade worldwide.

2. A mixture of feces, KY and pretty boy closet case huckster drool.
There are two theocracies left in the world: Iran and the USA. Christofascists unite! Homo sex is abomination in bible -- immediately before the next "abomination," touching the skin of a dead pig. Down with fags and down with the Superbowl! Vote Santorum!
by Fascistophobe March 19, 2005
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Term coined by San Francisco columnist Dan Savage for the "frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter resulting from anal intercourse."
It's a wonder that Rick Santorum hasn't sued Dan Savage for making up the term "santorum" - but he probably doesn't want the kind of publicity that would result.
by Skip Mendler January 26, 2006
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