Leonardo Santis Contrerras is a major wanker and twat. He is the biggest nonce you could ever think of. Leonardo Santis Contrerras reminds me of Tuco from Breaking Bad. Leonardo Santis Contrerras is a fat willy consumer who thinks Ronaldo is good. Leonardo Santis Contrerras is the type of person you think of when you tell the police that there is someone outside your house. He will suck up all the Tajin you can imagine and all the tacos in the world. Not to mention meth as well of course.
The combination of lubricants, feces, and ejaculata that can leak out of an anus. As Rick Santorum (thank you, Dan Savage) is no longer terrorizing the Constitution, it is time to 'rebrand' the object as De Santis.
After mutually exploding with earth-shaking orgasms, De Santis slowly leaked out of my partners butt.
Malyk Santíago is a perfect charming Model who is very nice to everyone he surrounds himself by, who doesn’t let anyone bring him down, he’s super supportive, And loves each and one of his fans that supports him to the fullest including his haters, he is a very amazing outgoing person to be around, he is a very authentic and unique person on this planet, because there’s no one like him. But don’t let his niceness and cuteness fool you, he can be mean ten times you think sometimes but only towards his haters.
A Hater — “ he think he’s all that.”
Malyk Santíago — “ laughs & continues to stay unbothered.”
The Most Charismatic member of SB19. He's crowned as the Sexiest Man of the Philippines. Some may see him like that--sexy, "maangas", possesses a hot and swaggy aura, and slaying the stage on fire with his talent...but! He's also a soft guy who smiles and giggles cutely, a very adorable and cheerful person. Cuteness aside, he's the guy who's like a hero. He faced too many struggles and challenges in life, and yet, he's able to reach this point where he performs with all his heart and continues to be an inspiration to many. With his life experiences, you'll be inspired to go on with life, even if you stumble on the way, you gotta stand up and no one can stop you from reaching your dreams.
Josh Cullen Santos is truly my inspiration in life. He's a role model for all of us.
A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yeeass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.
Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got
you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if
she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?
Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology