sandy salad 

Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.

John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"

sandy salad by Denbritle23 November 6, 2011

Sandy Salad 

Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.

Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.

Sandy Salad by JobGr33n September 20, 2020

Sand in the potato salad 

To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.

Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.

Sand in the potato salad by Inu_Sensor00 October 27, 2019

Saady 

Saady is a girl who will have your ass on the floor ROLLING. So funny. So silly. Out of pocket type girl. Find one, keep her around.

Saady said the funniest shit, she wild for real.

Saady by Lotsoflaughs March 30, 2025