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sandpit turtle 

Sandpit Turtle is a genetically modified species of turtles that where created in Britain and were accidentally transported to Mexico; on the B.M.T Horizon. This was a humiliating mistake by

Captain Olive Skies. In North America these turtles are commonly called Tony Turtles and are a rare nocturnal species that only appears with three Mexicans one of which must look like a female at times but they are all male. They can be captured using Star Wars related things or other turtles and on the occasion of someone piercing a veil. The bite is venomous and causes insomnia that can only be cured by the sound of sirens that come from the lowest point or the all time lowest point you can find in your area. For this reason they should be feared even though it can be extremely adorable at times but just ask Alexandria you will regret running in to this turtle because it is not very selfish but my case collisions with the sky and could be dramatic. This was a beloved pet of the captain Olive Skies later adopted by the three Mexicans.
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Military slang for the middle east, especially those nations with sandy deserts eg Iraq, Saudi Arabia. Usually just refered to as 'The Sandpit'
Looks like the Army's sending for another tour in 'the sandpit'. Last time I was there I was stuck in Baghdad for 9 months.
Sandpit by anonimouse October 28, 2006

sandpit moment

1. A moment of great reflection on your life.
Your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant, it's unplanned and you're completely unprepared. It's time for a sandpit moment. You head to the nearest park and go sit by the local recreational sandpit reflecting.
sandpit moment by morpah October 18, 2012
sandspiel is a game mix things and ect. you can also upload what you have mixed
sandspiel is fun.
sandspiel by waffffles February 2, 2023

Sandspike 

The art of ass fucking your girlfrind on the beach, when you miss the ass and shove it into the sand. You realize what you have done and shove it in back into her ass.
"Man....I was ass fucking Julie on the beach last night and gave her a sandspike".
Sandspike by wheezer April 26, 2012

Sandswitch 

When two guys are sandwiching a girl and decide to swap.
Girl to the two guys sandwiching her: "I want John's Cock in my ass now. Pete could you sandswitch with John and get outta my ass?
Sandswitch by Sandswitch July 20, 2009

sandyspittinfacts 

a person who is really sweet, really beautiful who makes lovely tiktok videos that are funny and brighten up everyone's day, truly a blessing to have her on this planet
someone: I don't like sandyspittinfacts
everyone : same
sandyspittinfacts by qxbcp June 20, 2021