Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.
by PlayoffBeard November 25, 2011
Get the Sand Wedge mug.When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
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1. A golf club, used for short shots and out of hazards (e.g., bunkers) in the sport of golf, which has acquired an oxidized patina or surface either artificially or in the course of its use.
2. A cunning reference to seemingly innocuous yet ultimately crude phrases, e.g.., rusty trombone, most often in conjunction with an apparent double entendre, often in mocking, tongue-in-cheek protest to the brackishness of the former.
2. A cunning reference to seemingly innocuous yet ultimately crude phrases, e.g.., rusty trombone, most often in conjunction with an apparent double entendre, often in mocking, tongue-in-cheek protest to the brackishness of the former.
1. Lots of golfers use a rusty sand wedge to increase spin and block glare.
2. I spent my afternoon slapping balls with a rusty sand wedge.
2. I spent my afternoon slapping balls with a rusty sand wedge.
by Matthew Rotch September 30, 2017
Get the rusty sand wedge mug.the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.
Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
Get the Office Sand Wedge mug.When at the beach, one scoops up a clump of moist sand and drops it in another person's bathing suit bottoms, then procedes to give the person a wedgie, thus ensuring that the sand is in the crack of the person's butt. Very painful...
Person 1: Hey man, you just gave me a wedgie!
Person 2: No dude, that was a sand wedgie
Person 1: It's gonna take me forever to get all that sand out...*pummels person 1*
Person 2: No dude, that was a sand wedgie
Person 1: It's gonna take me forever to get all that sand out...*pummels person 1*
by Nunyabiznass August 23, 2007
Get the Sand Wedgie mug.When at the beach, one scoops up a clump of moist sand and drops it in another person's bathing suit bottoms, then procedes to give the person a wedgie, thus ensuring that the sand is in the crack of the person's butt. Very painful...
Person 1: Hey man, you just gave me a wedgie!
Person 2: No dude, that was a sand wedgie
Person 1: It's gonna take me forever to get all that sand out...*pummels person 1*
Person 2: No dude, that was a sand wedgie
Person 1: It's gonna take me forever to get all that sand out...*pummels person 1*
by Nunyabiznass August 23, 2007
Get the Sand Wedgie mug.Besides the golf club, A sandwedge is when you see a guy/girl from a distance who may look good from far away, but when up close does not look good. Equals Epic Fail!
Tom saw a girl from 30 ft away and said, "Damn, that girl is hot!" But upon getting closer he realized her face was covered in zits. "Lol, you fail" Tom's friend Joe laughed, "She's a sandwedge!"
by Kn0wnKill3r February 17, 2010
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