sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

sand lobster by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009

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Sand Lobster

An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.

"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."

"Mm. I like it."

"I don't like sand..."

"Yeah dude."

Sand Lobster by RippinAss62 July 20, 2021

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sand lobster

The underside of Chris' gooch.

Chris has one nasty sand lobster.

sand lobster by Chris Sever February 1, 2008

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Red lobster sand box

The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.

"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.

Red lobster sand box by MrPaulDyck July 23, 2024

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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