He is a guy who likes to men. Also is retarded
Kid: wow he is hot

Other kid: Wow he is so Sam falk
by Notsamfalk November 11, 2019
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Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.
Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.
by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020
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