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Salty Pretzel 

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.
Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.
Salty Pretzel by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

salty pretzel 

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.
your moms a natural at the salty pretzel
salty pretzel by Jesus June 6, 2003

Salty Pretzel 

During sex the woman contorts her body so her mouth is next to her anus. The man then inserts one ball in her mouth and the second inside her ass as he puts his penis in her nasal cavity. When he cums in her nostril she proceeds to shoot it out the other side into her own mouth, swallowing.
I would love to have a salty pretzel with you!
Salty Pretzel by Bad Jackalope February 2, 2009

Salty pretzel 

When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.
Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.

salty pretzels 

What dan diaz thought megan knoblichs pussy tasted like he bragged about it and even told his mom, no his mom makes fun of him and gos "daniel.....SALTY PRETZELS!
"PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE GUyS........
salty pretzels by DANDALAQUEAF October 22, 2004

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.
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