salty patch

a patch of sweat on a girl/guys neck encounterd while necking.

Dude I was necking with my chick last night after the gym and i hit a hella salty patch.

by gooseballisfresh March 17, 2010

Salty Eye-Patch

A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.

Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!

by Brendan And Chris October 18, 2007