SALTS

SALTS is used when something isn’t funny enough to “laugh out loud” but it was funny enough to smile a little. SALTS = Smiled A Little Then Stopped. SALTS is almost always used in texting.

Bob “*kind of funny joke*”

Cheryl “SALTS”

by Aye Yuh Chicken Nugget August 19, 2020

salt

n.: A sailor, one who is currently employed in the U.S. Navy.
adj.: Pertaining to sailor-style.

n.: That salt has seen too many ports.
adj.: He loves the salt life.

by MamaBurd February 11, 2012

Salting

The act of sniffing bath salts.

Geoff: Hey man, you know what would make us even more white trash than we already are? Travis: What bro? Geoff: To head down to the 7-11 and pick up some bath salts. Travis: Shit dog, I been salting since last June when my sister left me.

by Franz Holden April 26, 2011

SALTS

Smiled a little, then stopped.

Wendy salts at the inside joke her mother told her.

by Gordos December 9, 2012

the salt

anything that will turn a smile into a frown.
Can also be used as a verb: to be salted

Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."

by wheeler high October 28, 2007

salt

To interfere with your plans (or to mess up your game). Playa Hatin'

Quit throwing salt on my game...fool!

by dirt dog February 12, 2005

Salted!

a derogatory remark, usually stated after a person does or says something incredibly stupid.

person 1: "Did you see that idiot trip?"
person 2: "Oohh! Salted!"

by thechroshley October 8, 2004