Salt Truck
Salt Truck by JESSSSSSIE H:) April 13, 2010
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Salt Truck
"Buhl im bout to kick this game winning feild goal"........the kick is blocked!...... "buhl, you a salt truck! haha"
Salt Truck by dat ace bulh January 31, 2010
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Salt Truck
To feel stupid or idiotic after someone roasts you for doing or saying something dumb. The act of turning into a grain of salt as a result of doing something wrong.
Salt Truck by Hotbag July 20, 2011
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salt truck by _-g-_ June 25, 2008
Captain Salt Truck
The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
Captain Salt Truck by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
Driving a Salt Truck
Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.
Driving a Salt Truck by youllneverguess... August 19, 2010
Salt Trucker
. . . a Salt Trucker is a guy who no matter how many women he is talking to and/or is in the process of hitting on/flirting with goes out of his way to interrupt his friend's respective game normally by pushing his way into the conversation, snatching the buddy's perspective prey away to the bar and/or dance floor etc. This produces the effect of the protagonist or Salt-Trucker throwing "salt" on the smoothness of his friend's game much like salt is used to make slick roads drivable in winter hence the term "salt-trucker" . . . trust me, every group of male friends has one.
Salt-Truckers sometimes operate in stealth mode where they approach women under the guise of "helping you out" or acting as a "wingman." Normally this situation ends the next day when you say "What the hell?" and he says "Dude you so had your chance" and you say "When? That split second between you saying hello and her grinding all over you on the dance floor?"
Salt-Truckers sometimes operate in stealth mode where they approach women under the guise of "helping you out" or acting as a "wingman." Normally this situation ends the next day when you say "What the hell?" and he says "Dude you so had your chance" and you say "When? That split second between you saying hello and her grinding all over you on the dance floor?"
I nearly went home with that girl last night but my Salt Trucker roommate swooped in and before I knew it he had drug her off, and this was after he had been making out with her friend all night.
Salt Trucker by SPQR77 April 11, 2008
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