Salad Cream

Salad Cream is when a males ejaculate is so watery and unfull of semen it is like a diet splurge.

No need to worry about putting a condom on babe, my man mess is pure salad cream.

by TripleDipped February 28, 2020

Salad Cream

An English person. Referring to the pale complexion of the tan-less people in the sunless country that is England.
could also be "Bloody" Salad Cream.

A mocking gesture.

person 1 "So, how about those English?"

person 2 "BLOODY SALAD CREAAAM"

person 1 *lmao* "salad cream"

by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011

Salad Cream

When a male's ejaculation fluids are injected into a designated anus.

Biff smiled as he was given some salad cream from Arnold.

by M. Chen October 29, 2003

Salad Cream Party

to have several men squirt salad cream all over thier dicks then suck each other off.

The Panesar househould love hosting a good old Salad Cream Party

by Postman Tamwar. October 28, 2010

Cream Stain Salad

To have several men ejaculate onto a female whilst throwing salad leafs upon the ejaculant, then afterwards, have the female finish it all off with a big mouthfull of her cream stained salad.

Man me and my buds were at a party, and this chick made us give her a cream stain salad!

by Bob Fritz August 6, 2006

Creampie Salad

When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique

Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”

by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020

Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015