The kid in the dining hall who is overly sensitive about his salad-eating habits. Usually because he uses an excessive amount of dressing, typically of the raunchy-smelling kind, such as tuscan caeser.
"I don't use that much dressing!" "Ok, chill out, Salad Boy."
A homesexual vouyer and peeping tom. Is sometimes mistaken as a scot or vision of Lucifer disguised as Holstein milk cow. Can,be seen throwing gang signs around, a very short fat retarded boy named Damuelsaurus who isnt strictly a dick only gay boi like Salad Boy. They dont,do much in life until the stop ODing themselves by intravenous injection of pure black tar rooster jizz.
Hot woman:.. Look that guy has very small dirty penis..I bet hes a mudturtle.
Psycho Stalker: He'll naaaaa thats Salad Boy but he also,dresses up like a lizard and sucks penis.
i) Someone that often brings salad to work in a plastic lunch box. The salads can be any sort of regular salad like turkey salad for example and they can be dressed in any condiments such as mayonnaise and mustard mixed together.
ii) A prison bitch. Someone that is made to eat another inmates ass-hole on a regular basis i.e toss his salad.
Not Dave: What's that banging sound?
Dave: It's just me shaking my salad box to mix in the dressing.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.