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Safe girls 

A term used by self proclaimed queen bees who ironically have lost their status or never had it to begin with, yet remain completely oblivious of their demotion in society. These former queen bees use the term Safe Girls to derogatorily describe the ex’s new girlfriend in an attempt to discredit the new girlfriend’s beauty and intelligence and to encourage others to buy into her fantasy that she, the queen bee, is not the trifling, insignificant, bitter person she has become.
Hey I heard your ex started dating again and that she is smart and beautiful!

Oh I met her. She’s just one of his safe girls. He wishes he was with me.
Safe girls by Lil’ Monster July 8, 2020

safe girls 

a group of girls that try to have high social status but in reality do not. They are average or below average in looks, but somehow they manage to hang out with the attractive guys. the guys go along with it because they figure nothing could go wrong with these girls since they are "safe" and will not tempt them in anyway. safe girls are also not intimidating to guys which is why they get all the attention. They get jealous of girls that fall into the queen bee category because they know they will never be as good as them. They are usually just tag a long girls that try to have a good social life, but in reality, everyone knows they are just safe girls and they are going nowhere. They rarely have boyfriends, and if they do they are not of the Don Juan type. Generally, safe girls get way more attention then they deserve, but its not genuine.
"Why is that guy complimenting that safe girl? she is so ugly!"

"Those safe girls better back the fuck off because I'm a fucking queen bee."
safe girls by Haley Mischelli March 5, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026