sadbrag

A self-proclaimed brag that's actually kind of a little sad (similar to anything Tom Haverford says on Park and Rec). As opposed to a humblebrag (humble sounding statements disguising as brags).

Girl: I’m really good at washing dishes. They'll be spotless when I'm done.

Guy: What a sadbrag.

sadbrag by snarkingallovertheplace March 30, 2013

sadbrains 

Depression

Couldn't go outside today. I have sadbrains

sadbrains by Lightning Princess October 9, 2016

sabrage 

A sabrage is a technique for opening a champagne bottle with a saber, used for ceremonial occasions. The wielder slides the saber along the body of the bottle to break the top of the neck away, leaving the neck of the bottle open and ready to pour. The force of the blunt side of the blade hitting the lip breaks the glass to separate the collar from the neck of the bottle. One does not use the sharp side of the blade. The cork and collar remain together after separating from the neck.

When it comes to using the sabrage technique, it’s not sharpness or size of the blade that matters, but more importantly, it is the strength of the impact.

sabrage by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 6, 2018

sadrag 

Most handsome and rich person in the world, girls go crazy for him, he has a very large dick you can see it print when looking down his pants

sadrag drives expensive sport cars
And he has big cribs and alot of girls

sadrag by Britto is boss December 6, 2016

sandbragging 

See sandbagger - a person who enters a competition for those of lower skill so they can do better in the results - and then brags about it in person or in social media.

Did you see Rick was sandbragging about his podium in the beginner race? Is this his second or third year of being a beginner?

sandbragging by Chubbacca July 25, 2017