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Rymo Dymo 

The Rymo Dymo is a creature that hails from the outskirts of Glasgow. The Rymo Dymo is incredibly rare. Infact, records show, there is only one. His most distinctive characteristics are it's wee dumpy arse and it's walk, a sort of skipping mince. it has an almost magnetic attraction to any alcoholic substance.

the rymo dymo could have been described as somewhat of an elusive character in the past, due to him wearing mostly black clothing and most sightings of him, being noted to happen after dark when the dancing establishments of Glasgow (where he resides) open for business. however, more recently he could be described as being more of a rowdy creature, what with him usually feeling pretty rough after a hard night out, wearing oversized black SUN SPECS or sporting the now commonplace bright blue "ZARA MEN" zipper as his contraversial attire of choice.

probably the most amazing aspect of this creature is it's nipples. no matter what the outfit, beit a string or a steel vest their shape remain in full view.
"check the nick of you mate, you look like a pure Rymo Dymo!"

"where did you get your cardigan? Rymo Dymo's cupboard?"

"here, i can see your nipples! who do you think you are, Rymo Dymo?"
Rymo Dymo by Fergozo September 10, 2008
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A skinny extroverted boy, really extroverted and loves to be alone. But once he clicks with someone, he is guaranteed to stick by them for life. Loves the sun more than anything
Rymon is always bathing in the sun, does he not get tired?
Rymon by Ræmon July 21, 2022

RymoDymo 

Rymo Dymo
The Rymo Dymo is a creature that hails from the outskirts of Glasgow. The Rymo Dymo is incredibly rare. Infact, records show, there is only one. His most distinctive characteristics are it's wee dumpy arse and it's walk, a sort of skipping mince. it has an almost magnetic attraction to any alcoholic substance.

the rymo dymo could have been described as somewhat of an elusive character in the past, due to him wearing mostly black clothing and most sightings of him, being noted to happen after dark when the dancing establishments of Glasgow (where he resides) open for business. however, more recently he could be described as being more of a rowdy creature, what with him usually feeling pretty rough after a hard night out, wearing oversized black SUN SPECS or sporting the now commonplace bright blue "ZARA MEN" zipper as his contraversial attire of choice.

probably the most amazing aspect of this creature is it's nipples. no matter what the outfit, beit a string or a steel vest their shape remain in full view.
"check the nick of you mate, you look like a pure RymoDymo!"

"where did you get your cardigan? RymoDymo's cupboard?"

"here, i can see your nipples! who do you think you are, RymoDymo?"
RymoDymo by Emmaaaaa September 12, 2008
critical fagot who feels that he is allmighty
rymon: all hail me!!!!! metal is only good music!!!!
someone who's chronically addicted to rateyourmusic and bases all of their music opinions from it
Person 1: Women??? making good music?? Hohoohoho. Loveless is the best shoegaze album Hohohohoho.

Person 2: You need to form your own musical opinions, you're on that website non-stop, RYMoid
RYMoid by RemorsaBCFC March 20, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020