Contagious decease that can be defined with advanced stage of russophilia (love for Russia). This decease can be the result of bacteria that can be found in key areas of ones body such as: brain, butt, armpits, mouth (especially) and organs for reproduction. Some people may experience all of these symptoms at the same time. Symptoms may be, but are not limited to: itching, stupidity, voting for Trump, incest, blue eye, extensive hair growth on the genitalia and under one's tongue. There is no known cure for it.
Oh man, 😳 I felt a severe nightly disturbance in my bunhole last night and realized I was exposed to rusyphilis.
by smiletodaywithme July 12, 2023