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Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.

I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.

rusty muffler by king dude January 24, 2005

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Rusty Muffler

Giving a rim job to some one that still has shit on their ass.

Did you see Stevie Wonder at the Democratic National Convention? He totally gave someone a Rusty Muffler.

Rusty Muffler by Kenny Young October 29, 2009

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rusty muffler

what my dad says after fucking my mom in the ass

damn kid, your mom sure does have a rusty muffler

rusty muffler by Matt January 9, 2004

rusty muffler

Used as a code word over the phone when talking about marijuana cigarettes, joints, reefers, doobies, chongers, etc., etc....

Hey man do you got any rusty mufflers?

rusty muffler by stoner July 17, 2002

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Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick

I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler

Rusty muffler by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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