rusty keychain Share definition Flag The act of piercing the ring of someone's asshole and putting a key chain through the hole. Bro, Jared had to get a rusty keychain because we bet him the Astros would lose, he screamed like a little girl! rusty keychain by Jukke July 9, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the rusty keychain mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch