RUSTY FLUTE 

giving a girl a rim job while playing with the snatch

DUDE I was giving my old lady a rusty flute and she sharked on my nose

RUSTY FLUTE by KWANKBONE KEVO November 6, 2010

rusty flute 

felatio after anal sex. AKA a hot carl.

Damn your sister is a freak. After I banged her as she gave me a rusty flute.

rusty flute by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Rusty fluegelhorn 

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.

"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."

Rusty fluegelhorn by Sk!n August 30, 2024