Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.
Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.
2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.
2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
by Vaquero#1 March 8, 2014
Is when your tiddy humping your girlfriend, but only in reverse so she can lick your butthole at the same time.
by Badapple187 September 9, 2021