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rusty bishop

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.
rusty bishop by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008
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Rusty Bishop

Similar to a rusty trombone except when performed by an alter boy on a clergyman.
When the nun smelled Billy’s breath she knew he gave the good father a rusty bishop.
Rusty Bishop by Dirty_Train December 14, 2008

rusty bishop

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.
rusty bishop by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008

rusty bishop

While in the doggy style position, the man sticks a chess piece up the womans ass followed by his cock and his load. When the woman shits out the chess piece the shit and cum mix together causing the rusty bishop.
Carla couldn't sit down due to her ass leaking, after receiving a rusty bishop last night.
rusty bishop by Dirty_Train December 14, 2008
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