Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Similar to a rusty trombone except when performed by an alter boy on a clergyman.

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.

While in the doggy style position, the man sticks a chess piece up the womans ass followed by his cock and his load. When the woman shits out the chess piece the shit and cum mix together causing the rusty bishop.