rust-rape
There are three types of rust-rape…
1) Environmental rust-rape: Nature in rust isn’t just weed plants and nakeds, the predators of the fictional islands have one thing on their mind and that’s cucking you at the worst times. Like coming back from a run or while you’re on bag timer trying to run back to base during a raid. From wolves, scientists, to chickens. Everyone has been rust-raped by an NPC before.
2) Broken game rust-rape: Glitches and bugs aren’t anything new to games. Sometimes, we get fucked over by some bullshit 0.1% chance bug to prove that we’re the unluckiest survivors. Many glitches in the game are exploited by sweats and zergs just to get that one step ahead and many times broken game rust-raping leads into our next iteration of rust-rapage
3) Player Rust-Rape: We knew this was coming. Simple as can be, everyone’s been raped by a clan or even a scout just running around cuz they can. The people who enjoy to preform the rust-raping can be referred to as a rust-rapist or in large groups are known as rust-rapers. trio or more of rust-rapers can also be called a three way, a bang gang, rape-pack, or raping parties. A duo is double trouble penetration. When you down a rust-rapist they will most likely say “you’re getting raided” as if they know where your base is, finish them off to make sure they stay down.
PS: A person who was rust-raped is a rust-rapee or just rust-rape victim
1) Environmental rust-rape: Nature in rust isn’t just weed plants and nakeds, the predators of the fictional islands have one thing on their mind and that’s cucking you at the worst times. Like coming back from a run or while you’re on bag timer trying to run back to base during a raid. From wolves, scientists, to chickens. Everyone has been rust-raped by an NPC before.
2) Broken game rust-rape: Glitches and bugs aren’t anything new to games. Sometimes, we get fucked over by some bullshit 0.1% chance bug to prove that we’re the unluckiest survivors. Many glitches in the game are exploited by sweats and zergs just to get that one step ahead and many times broken game rust-raping leads into our next iteration of rust-rapage
3) Player Rust-Rape: We knew this was coming. Simple as can be, everyone’s been raped by a clan or even a scout just running around cuz they can. The people who enjoy to preform the rust-raping can be referred to as a rust-rapist or in large groups are known as rust-rapers. trio or more of rust-rapers can also be called a three way, a bang gang, rape-pack, or raping parties. A duo is double trouble penetration. When you down a rust-rapist they will most likely say “you’re getting raided” as if they know where your base is, finish them off to make sure they stay down.
PS: A person who was rust-raped is a rust-rapee or just rust-rape victim
1) Steve: “Bro, come on I just froze to death and my inventory is loaded with metal. Mother Nature got me brutally rust-raped.
2) Jewel: OMG THIS GAME! ITS SO BAD! I keep hitting projectile_invalids on this dude and he got away with my shit! Rust-raped by rust…again…
3) rust-rapee naked bleeding out: Wait, stop I’m friendly and I don’t have anything!
Rust-Rapist: Yeah your mom was pretty friendly too. *domes the naked with crossbow*
2) Jewel: OMG THIS GAME! ITS SO BAD! I keep hitting projectile_invalids on this dude and he got away with my shit! Rust-raped by rust…again…
3) rust-rapee naked bleeding out: Wait, stop I’m friendly and I don’t have anything!
Rust-Rapist: Yeah your mom was pretty friendly too. *domes the naked with crossbow*
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