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rust job 

After taking a poop, you do a poor job of wiping your ass leaving "rust".
"Dude, I totally did a rust job after I took that crap and now my ass is incredibly itchy."
rust job by Johnny B123 January 11, 2008

Rust Job 

When someone takes a shit in their hand, then proceeds to give themselves or someone else a hand job.
Tim is a weird ass dude, he is all into Rust Jobs and shit.
Rust Job by InvaderSquibs May 29, 2018

rust job 

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"
"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.
rust job by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026