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rust job 

When you or you partner shit's all over their hands. Then using the shit or crap as lubricant. Then you may apply this lubricant around you or your partners privates.
Damn she gave me a nasty rust job last night.
rust job by rusty man September 29, 2011
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rust job 

After taking a poop, you do a poor job of wiping your ass leaving "rust".
"Dude, I totally did a rust job after I took that crap and now my ass is incredibly itchy."
rust job by Johnny B123 January 11, 2008

Rust Job 

When someone takes a shit in their hand, then proceeds to give themselves or someone else a hand job.
Tim is a weird ass dude, he is all into Rust Jobs and shit.
Rust Job by InvaderSquibs May 29, 2018

rust job 

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"
"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.
rust job by wwforthewin May 23, 2025
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