rust job

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When you or you partner shit's all over their hands. Then using the shit or crap as lubricant. Then you may apply this lubricant around you or your partners privates.

Damn she gave me a nasty rust job last night.

rust job by rusty man September 29, 2011

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rust job

After taking a poop, you do a poor job of wiping your ass leaving "rust".

"Dude, I totally did a rust job after I took that crap and now my ass is incredibly itchy."

rust job by Johnny B123 January 11, 2008

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Rust Job

When someone takes a shit in their hand, then proceeds to give themselves or someone else a hand job.

Tim is a weird ass dude, he is all into Rust Jobs and shit.

Rust Job by InvaderSquibs May 29, 2018

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rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

rust job by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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