candy that makes you happy as soon as you eat it. It's not drugs, it's just children's candy, but it makes one wonder....
Guy: I'm sad.... ima go eat some russian candy :) that'll make me happy!
by russiancandyman May 6, 2009
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When a man eats out a girls poon when shes on the rag, and she sucks his dick. They then mix the blood and semen by making out and the resulting mixing fluids look like a candy.
Billy: Dude me and your mom made some sweet russian candy last night!
Kareem: My mom doesn't know how to make candy.
Billy: She does now, she does now.
by fuckyocouchnigga July 14, 2006
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The proscess of sexual intercourse with a girl during her period, then pulling out with your dick bloddy and ejaculating in her mouth and her putting it on your dick for a red and white dick.
by Gandhi44 November 6, 2004
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A sexual act involving a male and a female having a sexual intercourse while the female is on her menstrual period. This causes the penis to be red with blood. The next step is the male ejaculating causing his penis to be white with sperm. Now that the penis is red and white and resembles a candy cane, the female proceeds to suck the penis like a candy cane.
Last night Olivia sucked my Russian Candy Cane. It felt so awesome.
by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010
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You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.
That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.
by Charlie & Meg February 20, 2011
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A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.
Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...
by Quadrasaurus Rex November 29, 2015
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When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
by TheBigBootLeg June 29, 2007
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