When two or more individuals partake in sexual intercourse with a female. This reference is usually always used to mean such an act, but also can refer to taking a non-stop shit within a toilet, or any other activity that involves a certain degree of persistent that it becomes evident that it takes as long as a train to get the job accomplished.
I was running a train last night on my girlfriend.
Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.
There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the trackwork. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.
Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.