Rule number 5

“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”

Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.

Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation?

Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”

Rule number 5 by Vampsy December 10, 2022

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rule number 5

Show no love. Love will get you killed.

What is rule number 5?
"Show no love, love will get you killed."

rule number 5 by ignorujem December 10, 2022

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rule number 5

Harden the fuck up!

Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.

rule number 5 by steppernack November 21, 2012

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Boy Rule Number 5

When a boy is dancing with a girl at a party and the two are face to face he does several moves in order to get with the girl. These steps include:

1. Grabbing her hands

2. Raising her hands slowly up to the ceiling until fully extended
3. Bringing her hands down to 180 degrees (think of a "t" shape)
4. The boy then moves his hands to her waist, pulling her in close and forcing her to do the same with her hands
5. Leans in for the kiss... and victory

Girl 1: Oh my god. Did you just hook up with that ugly guy?
Girl 2: ... yeah i had no choice. He pulled boy rule number 5.

Boy Rule Number 5 by Level12 January 31, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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