rule 103 

The rules may not be ignored or defied in any circumstance.

Non-gay friend: I am ignoring rule 99.1. I don't swing that way.

Gay friend: Sorry, dude. Rule 103. I'll get the Crisco.

rule 103 by shelleh March 11, 2008

rule 103.6 

The rule which states the rules cannot affect themselves or other rules unless the rule specifically mentions it, meaning you cannot envoke rule 34 or rule 6 on the rules.

reader: "I envoke rule rule 34 on the rules, porn pl0x"

editor: rule 103.6

rule 103.6 by the guy doing your girlfriend December 16, 2008

rule 1034 

if it exists there is furry porn of it

person 1: "I just found this cute hamster!"
person 2: "rule 1034 man"
person 1: "why?!?"

rule 1034 by Donovan_DMC April 27, 2017