The most caring person you will ever meet. Very sweet and kind hearted. Will always know how to put a smile on your face. Sometimes he can be annoying and act like a five year old, but he is the cutest person you will ever meet with dimples and the biggest smile. He always knows what to say and will never fail to make your day a little brighter. He is one of the most dedicated and compassionate people. He is truly amazing.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).